January 11 2011, 10:33 am | Blake Hudspeth
We've all heard the saying a thousand times, "don't let a fat high school kid, who's trying to impress a girl, run down bleachers at a soccer game with Subway in his hand". OH WAIT...IF WE'VE ALL HEARD THE SAYING A THOUSAND TIMES, WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE SAY IT TO ME IN THE 10TH GRADE?! It would've saved me a broken leg...and a broken heart. (the last part was whispered, in order to hold back the tears) You see, there was this girl named Jaclyn who I had a crush on back...
